(Author's Warning: This part might be boring. If you want more straight to the point, less backstory sort of stuff, feel free to skip this paragraph.) I'm serious. This blog was not supposed to be this way. Apparently, I'm pretty good at dwelling on things, so I was hoping if I could write things down and get them out of my brain, it'd free up a little space. In an effort to feel more productive, I was going to make a blog, so if anyone felt so inclined, they could read it. I wanted to get all the things that drive me nuts out of my head. As I was trying to figure out what I wanted to start with, to get off my mind first and foremost, I realized most of the irritations were due to one person. My Roommate. So, now it's mostly devoted to her. More other information some other time. Onto the "good" stuff.
God, Where do I start? I’m not taking the name in vain, I’m asking. I mean, this girl is pretty messed up, and I’ve got other stories besides her stories. Where to start? Maybe a list, so I can try and refer back to it so I don’t miss the important events. I’ll go back and cross out what I’ve covered, and add whatever other nutjob antics I remember, and any new shenanigans she decides to partake in. So, in no particular order:
The Roommate Story List (note, this is a very, very, very short version of the list):
- Sleeping with one of her new “best friends”
- No, sorry, not sleeping with. Fucking him.
- And what she said afterward… hope springs eternal, even if it is extremely deluded to have hope.
- Her policy on cuddling and hugs
- And her response to people who don’t know
- Her other one night stand during fall semester. Well, rather, two guys, one night.
- Her justification of her constant inhalation of food
- She’s active!
- Having borderline personality disorder is something you should tell someone you’re going to live with... isn't it?
- Being a disruption in my hospital room
- She is never, ever, coming to the hospital with me again. NEVER.
- How come she swears off hospitals if nothing bad was happening to her?
- She swears she hadn’t had any crushes. I could list off several. Immediately. Just from one semester.
- The kid with the odd instrument she met in the hall, who turned out to be really religious
- The out of her league kid who became a good friend
- Older Hot Brother
- Younger Hot Brother
- The friend from back home
- Another out of her league kid, my boyfriend's roommate.
- The new "best friend"
- I almost forgot him! Hah! Wow, he has been a pretty integral part of her life this year too!
- Her Bitchiness towards my boyfriend
- Her reasoning for why... because of my ex?
- Her claim that she “doesn’t want a relationship”
- Ooh! I can’t forget the “Anna” story
- Her nosiness
- Her apparent inability to keep a single secret
- Her “Eve does not have sex” statement
- What am I, a celibate nun? A female version of a eunich? Am I missing something I don’t know about?
- She’s bisexual.
- Not that I have a problem with bisexuals, this isn’t a list of problems I have with the girl, it’s a list of the stories I have about her, or the topics I want to touch on in the stories about her.
- How many girls she has liked
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I realized that my roommate’s best friend needs a category too. She’s pretty much as insane.
The Roommate’s Best Friend’s Story List”
- Eating Disorder otherwise unspecified
- Ranting about family, but needs attention so bad
- Response to the WORD “snake”
- Dear god, do NOT make a hissing noise, like, ever. Just don’t.
- Not even a “ssssssssssssss” noise. If you do it, she’ll hunt me down and kill me.
- Ovarian cyst shenanigans
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The Stories Not Related to the Roommate:
- I’m not exactly perfect myself
- Mood swings
- Mad at myself because I don’t have a clue about my bf… and that probably means I don’t have a fucking clue with my job
- Ooh! I should make a “is your roommate fucking insane?” quiz!
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